Why do I never get Google hits? This is just a thought that wakes me from deep sleep at least once a week. I mean all my friends get hit on by this "Google" guy. What is so wrong with ole' Squeeky that he deems it necessary to turn a blind eye toward me?

Oh the humanity,
Squeeky

I just decided that if I put odd things at the end of this message that I might just get hit on by that studly dudly.

The Olsen Twins

Trading Spaces

Aliens and Crop Circles

Caesar Salad

Pinnochio

Ben Folds - Rockin the Suburbs

Now let's see what happens - SHALL WE??