Reasons I Feel Like an Idiot Today:

1. I just can't believe how unforgiving I am.  
2.  You would think that at some point I would learn to not be such an ass to other people when they MIGHT have made a mistake.
3. For some reason, nothing is ever good enough, fast enough, efficient enough for me.
4. I don't know how to forgive myself when I do make these dumb-ass mistakes.
5. I forgot to put detergent in the laundry and therefore had to RE-wash a load of laundry.