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I Swear to all that is holy, if they fucking zoom one more time I'm calling the network!
Tuesday, May. 04, 2004
7:45 PM

So, who else out there watched that fart of a mini-series "10.5"? Yeah, me too. Damn that was a miserable piece of shit. I mean really, if I see one more thing filmed by someone with a zoom fetish I am going to fucking scream! Is it now impossible for Kim Delaney to appear in a show where the camera is steady and the zoom feature is not used to excess? Sorry, I didn't realize that this was "NYPD Blue: 10.5." Oh and since when is the governor of California's office in San Francisco? Isn't the capital of CA, Sacramento? Yeah, that's what I thought, bitch.

In other news, our sweet little baby Dudley has entered his humping phase. About the same time every night he pulls the pillow/cushion out of his crate and begins to ball it up. You can almost hear the opening chords of "Let's Get It On" as he begins. It is sad because he's no longer a baby, but at the same time hysterical because you know at some point you're going to get flashed by the little red rocket. After his amorous adventure he is always so tuckered out and it's really funny because he will usually go to sleep within 30 minutes or so. Aww, he's becoming a man.

So Brad ate his first Twinkie yesterday. No really, the man had never in his life had a Twinkie or a Ding Dong. Can you believe that shit? Then today he has the unmitigated gall to say that Zingers are better than Twinkies! We may be headed for Divorce Court.

Smooches,
Squeeky

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