On Bowling Rivalries:

9 1/2 hours 'til the defeat of We Cheat!!
A little poem just for you.

I hope you guys have a wonderful day
'cause come 7:00 it will be time to pay
the price of bowling against Expletive D
as we will make you cry like little bitches with skinned knees

Emerson is the MAN,
Squeeky