Okay so I just realized that I live like a 20 year old college boy.
Here is why, I just surveyed the contents
of my fridge and it contains the following items:

Coke
Dr. Pepper
Orange Crush (being saved for Mr. Right)
various condiments
leftover pizza
leftover lunch from yesterday (chicken strips & fries)
expired apples
expired grape juice
expired cranberry juice
Budweiser
lemons (i don't think they expire - do they?)
and in the freezer I have popsicles and tea bags

Needin some food stamps,
Squeeky