Right so here is how I just spent the last few minutes:

Congratulations, you're rabies!

Transmitted by rabid animals, you're most commonly found
infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes.
But don't worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis
or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation - that delightful
foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love.
However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun
you could have at parties!

Take the Affliction Test Today!

I don't bite - I promise
Squeeky