Dear McAlister's Deli,

Why oh why is your sweet tea so delicious? And why did you force Fu and I to pay $18 American for two sandwiches, coleslaw, and a cup of soup that we could have made at home? And why did you put a secret ingredient in said cheddar potato soup that gave me (and Fu) the most horrible case of gas last night?

Which reminds me, why is it so funny to fart and then pull the covers over your mate's head?

Stinky,
Squeeky