Let me ask you a question. Do you have a cat? And if so, do you have problems with kitty dingle berries? No? Well we do. Well actually it is Fred that has the problem.

See, apparently, this cat can�t seem to squeeze that last little bit of turd from his butt when he does his business. Now this wouldn�t be such a problem, but he has this �thing� where he must be petted immediately after he drops some kids off at the sand box. So he will jump up in your lap and just have a seat on your leg, dingle berries and all. I can�t begin to count the number of times that I have started to leave the house and realized I have cat shit on my thigh. UGH!! It has become such a problem that Fu and I are constantly on dingle berry watch now!

Seriously, does anyone know what we can do short of wiping the cat�s ass?

In dingle berry hell,
Squeeky