No way in HELL am I ironing his shirt now! Uh-uhhh buddy. That wonderful husband (Fu to those unacquainted) just walked in here - planted his hairy white ass firmly upon my back - and let a big ole loud fart rip. I don't think SO!!!

That's right people - I have cramps and I am one CRANKY beotch!

Don't F*#@ with me!
Squeeky