On a message received from a friend on his birthday:

Small meaningful unit of language, my sibling's offspring. You are all of these things, and in addition, you are a package of thinly-sliced deep-fried potatoes.
Deepest feeling of affection.
Freedom from or the cessation of war,
(his name was here but i have deleted it out of respect)
Who allowed the canines to be set free from their enclosure?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Translation:

Word, Cuz! You all that and a bag o' chips! Much love.
Peace,
D-Money
Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Respect,
S-dog