On Going to Halloween Costume Party Without Your Man:

Thinking of you while the drunks dance in costumes is what my evening will be. I will be standing at the party wondering what you would have dressed as had you been here to go with me to this party. I will be standing at the party wondering if you were here whether you would take care of me if I drank too much. I will be standing at the party hoping the hours pass quickly because I can't stand to be away from you for even one more day.

Standing at the party,
Squeeky