10 things you never wanted to know about me:

1. Right now I have a huge effing headache and feel like complete and total shit.

2. I enjoy taking my socks off at night and cleaning that weird lint out from between my toes. I feel it is one of those tiny joys of life.

3. Ever since I got new lenses put in my glasses they have been crooked. So I look like a complete nerd.

4. At home, I pee with the bathroom door open and our cat Fred usually sits on the bathroom floor and keeps me company. But I have a strict no-talking-on-the-phone-while-peeing rule!

5. Sometimes I turn into a real snob and think less of people because they act like their heads are permanently implanted in their ass.

6. I feel like I am about to chuck all over my office.

7. I think Nashville Skyline is Dylan�s best album.

8. My younger (and only) brother will be 18 in 12 days and I have no idea what to get him as a gift. Perhaps a butt-plug keychain, just to shut Fu up about them.

9. I am really pale and sickly today and think that I may just have the bubonic plague.

10. I find farts quite amusing. Oh and maybe it�s not the bubonic plague, rather just a huge shit that hasn�t found it�s way out yet.

In other news, Fu and I traded in Ole Bessie (aka my old Sable) for a 1999 Chevy S-10 pickup for him. He is very excited about it and so am I because this means that I get to drive the Focus all the time now! Woo Hoo!

Damn my life is sad,
Squeeky