So, it's time to buy a new car and you and your significant other have to decide which piece-of-shit car to trade in as they both need repair. So you pick the one that you know needs immediate and expensive repairs. And you go get that new car and you immediately take it on a nice long road trip and when you return to the real world of chores and work life you start driving the lesser of the two evils piece-of shit car and realize that hey! the heater just quit working and the temperature gauge is skyrocketing! What the FUCK?!? So you and your significant other take it to that fucking awesome mechanic you found that is completely honest and cheap (no, I'm being serious!) and you give him the skinny on the car and ask him to call you the next day. He says "no prob! I am sure it is just a bad water pump or a hose or some shit like that". So you go to sleep thinking all is good in the world and then he calls you at work the next day and totally fucks your world all to shit. He calls up and says, "hey check it - you have a blown head gasket and that is gonna run at least $800, but you and I both know this 16 year old car isn't worth it and PLUS it may get worse when I crack her open as the block could be cracked." and you say "Word?" and he says "Word!" and you say "FUCK!" and he says "word".

So do you know of anyone wanting to sell a good used car in central Oklahoma? Cause we need one and shit!

Word,
Squeeky